Eeeeeeeexxxxxxxxcellent…. (PIC)

The world's smallest evil genius! Who knows what dastardly deeds he's dreaming up? (story)
Popular since:
2008-07-25
Category:
Offbeat, Pets & Animals
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2210 diggs (thread)

Here's an excerpt of the most-dugg comment thread for 2008-07-25 :

734 diggs
brandonelliott on 2008-07-25 19:35:15
OMG MY WIFE JUST CALLED ME AND WE'RE HAVING A BABY!!!!!!
  • 143 diggs
    gfxl on 2008-07-25 19:38:37
    Congratulations!
    • 18 diggs
      fudged71 on 2008-07-25 22:27:28
      ^what he said ;)
  • 87 diggs
    badwithcomputer on 2008-07-25 19:38:38
    congratulations!
  • 272 diggs
    HumanGlitch on 2008-07-25 19:38:47
    Congratulations! Name the baby Ash Ketchum.
    • 56 diggs
      Synyk on 2008-07-25 19:58:20
      LOL.

      You can digg me down, I just had to share my laugh.
    • 47 diggs
      Hoogs on 2008-07-25 20:12:34
      No, CATERPIE!
    • 20 diggs
      fudged71 on 2008-07-25 22:28:03
      Middle name Danger
    • 13 diggs
      morgan26 on 2008-07-26 01:21:15
      hahaha wtf ash ketchum----totally got me out of left field
    • 5 diggs
      Freezingmoose on 2008-07-26 02:00:17
      I read this, then read the rest of the comments for this article, and I'm still laughing.
  • 245 diggs
    scarysnow on 2008-07-25 19:40:43
    Eeeeeeeexxxxxxxxcellent
  • -207 diggs
    IllBeBack on 2008-07-25 19:41:05
    Congratulations. Now, your life as you know it is over, and you will be paying large sums of money to support the child for at least the next 18 years.

    You will be required to maintain constant employment to be sure you will always have enough money to pay for things like child care and minivans, etc.

    Do you make enough money to raise a child? If not, I would seriously suggest termination of the pregnancy.

    Raising a child is a lot more work than most young people can even imagine. I have two kids myself so I know what I'm talking about.

    - Debbie Downer
    • 29 diggs
      ericmerrill on 2008-07-25 19:45:07
      Ever heard the phrase "the kids will be alright?"
    • 24 diggs
      Cowboy1015 on 2008-07-25 20:00:59
      blah blah blah
    • 27 diggs
      aklu on 2008-07-25 20:05:57
      I feel sorry for your (most certainly pessimistic) children.
    • 30 diggs
      gn0stik on 2008-07-25 20:07:05
      fuckin asshat.
    • 19 diggs
      migatikon on 2008-07-25 20:39:34
      You are neck-deep in the meaning of life--the miracle that is the birth of a child, and all you can think about is money? Poor people have managed to raise children for thousands of years without the benefit of minivans or insufferable pessimism, and your best suggestion to them is that they terminate the pregnancy? There's something wrong with you. Whatever it is, it's disgusting to me.
    • 18 diggs
      pcore on 2008-07-26 00:08:44
      OMG its Debbie Downer!!!!
    • 2 diggs
      SverigesKung on 2008-07-26 01:49:44
      My cat has feline aids.

      Bah ba-ba baaaaaah!

      Debbie Downer.

      Frikkin Horatio Sanz and his partner in crime Jimmy Fallon could not stop laughing during that skit. It actually made it better though.
    • 4 diggs
      cynicalcheeto on 2008-07-26 03:18:29
      You must be great at parties.


 
 
 

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