Digg This!: 7 Cheats for Hitting The Front Page of Digg

Some of them should probably be avoided, some of them might actually work. One thing you can be sure of: the government doesn't want you to know about any of them. (story)
Popular since:
2008-07-16
Category:
Offbeat, Comedy
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Best thread:
924 diggs (thread)

Here's an excerpt of the most-dugg comment thread for 2008-07-16 :

518 diggs
bluepill2 on 2008-07-16 13:48:40
I think this article should be required reading right after you register an account with digg.

That said, I'm gonna write a blog about how I was on my way to a scientology protest, but got assaulted by McCain activists, who tried to taser me except they only hit my cute cat. Then I'll put some Metallica playing in the background, take down my own article and submit a new one about how RIAA tried to censor me by tracking down my i-phone via a secret NSA-Comcast database server that runs Ubuntu AND Crysis, for which I got the encryption key, and you must repost it on digg.

It's gonna break the internets! All of them! We'll do it live!
  • 136 diggs
    Fhwqhgads on 2008-07-16 14:09:55
    you forgot to fit Ron Paul, impeach Bush, and legalize marijuana into that story.
    • 28 diggs
      billizm on 2008-07-16 20:31:17
      and a Rick Roll
    • 0 diggs
      buckygrad on 2008-07-17 02:54:52
      Did you not read the article title for Option #6?
  • 97 diggs
    Pronoiac on 2008-07-16 18:24:17
    FUCK THE RIAA
  • 73 diggs
    Celsnip on 2008-07-16 18:26:03
    I'm sure XKCD fit in there somewhere too...
    • 1 diggs
      Vich on 2008-07-17 03:22:05
      Yeah, I think you need an i-phone running ubuntu so you can read xkcd without having to use safari.
    • 1 diggs
      cesclaveria on 2008-07-17 03:58:44
      better yet, make safari run on ubuntu.
  • 48 diggs
    IShouldBeWorkin on 2008-07-16 18:34:25
    Dugg for 'We'll do it live!'
    • 4 diggs
      tayf on 2008-07-17 02:27:06
      DrKickflip13 - rough day?
  • 7 diggs
    culbeda on 2008-07-16 18:43:14
    Surely you could all that into a top # list...
  • 9 diggs
    Faustust on 2008-07-16 18:47:56
    Let me be the only person to bury you for [PIC] or it didn't happen not being included.
    • 6 diggs
      atgmac on 2008-07-16 19:33:12
      KableKiB, meet the word "for". For, meet KableKiB.
  • 16 diggs
    lazyrussian on 2008-07-16 19:08:15
    best first post I've seen today.
  • 5 diggs
    jonronpaulie on 2008-07-16 19:21:59
    You forgot Obama
  • 3 diggs
    Samosama on 2008-07-16 19:31:39
    http://digg.com/pets_animals/The_Epic_of_Twinkie_A ...
  • 11 diggs
    jaydoj on 2008-07-16 19:47:11
    you forgot this...(yes it's a rickroll)

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
    • 4 diggs
      loveforkarma on 2008-07-16 20:48:40
      Damn, Reverse reverse psychology got me again.
    • 0 diggs
      hermslice on 2008-07-16 22:38:28
      I just cant help but to click...doctor help...


 
 
 

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