Why I fired my secretary today

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Popular since:
2008-05-31
Category:
Offbeat, Comedy
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2583 diggs (thread)

Here's an excerpt of the most-dugg comment thread for 2008-05-31 :

1300 diggs
plimpton777 on 2008-05-31 22:40:49
...and then my secretary knelt down on her knees and started sucking my cock. My son and daughter ripped each others clothes off while my wife started to eat my secretary's asshole. A black midget with an eyepatch jumped out of the cake, with a sparkler sticking out of his penis. He started juggling apples, my son was pissing on my daughter, who masturbated herself into an orgasmic fury, my secretary shat out corn-riddled feces all over my wife's face, and I came at least 1-liter of cum all over everyone.
Then the agent says, "That's great, what do you can that act?"
I said, "The Aristocrats!"
  • -239 diggs
    joshzweig on 2008-05-31 23:09:51
    Welcome to my block list.
    • 40 diggs
      ByteGuerilla on 2008-06-01 01:01:02
      Welcome to mine. Spammers, trolls, and the downright unsavoury. None make my block list, but you just did.
    • 103 diggs
      plimpton777 on 2008-06-01 02:18:10
      I also do children's parties.
  • -153 diggs
    tonich03 on 2008-05-31 23:11:26
    you're on the wrong site... that's the least I can say.
    • 40 diggs
      kawaiirobo on 2008-06-01 00:51:10
      I think the comment diggs say otherwise
  • 443 diggs
    debuggercll on 2008-05-31 23:11:46
    This is why we can't have nice things.
    • 49 diggs
      vexxefx on 2008-05-31 23:17:23
      Dude. Lack of upvotes, I busted a gut reading this tree of comments
      • 41 diggs
        dedkittens on 2008-06-01 00:45:00
        upvotes? you mean diggs...
    • 8 diggs
      mikester540 on 2008-06-01 00:29:11
      hahahahahahaha
    • 3 diggs
      cornballer on 2008-06-01 01:14:05
      "come look at the tree! we just got the tree."
  • 145 diggs
    D3koy on 2008-05-31 23:13:22
    Welcome to /my/ win list
  • 137 diggs
    oojamaflip2006 on 2008-05-31 23:13:25
    Welcome to my friend list
  • 405 diggs
    trevah on 2008-05-31 23:15:17
    I like how you execute the majority of the joke flawlessly and then you f*ck up on the punchline...

    Then the agent says, "That's great, what do you CALL that act?"
    I joyously replied "The Aristocrats!"
    • 3 diggs
      plimpton777 on 2008-05-31 23:17:39
      I know, I suck...
    • -11 diggs
      dezmo on 2008-05-31 23:21:59
      lol i thought you were referring to the absence of Jesus Christ in the whole mix
    • 20 diggs
      NanoStuff on 2008-06-01 01:51:32
      I doubt anyone even noticed it was supposed to be a joke. He was dugg up for simple yet vile reasons.
      • 23 diggs
        IllBeBack on 2008-06-01 03:01:19
        I knew what he was doing immediately and what joke he was telling. He did a great job with it.
    • 3 diggs
      hansk on 2008-06-01 02:43:15
      i noticed...
    • 28 diggs
      Pritchard on 2008-06-01 02:56:43
      Everyone fucks up the punchline.


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