Rachel Ray Before She Was Famous

Never before heard, early Rachel Ray audio before she was famous. Satire. Sex (story)
Popular since:
2008-06-02
Category:
Entertainment, Celebrity
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613 diggs (thread)

Here's an excerpt of the most-dugg comment thread for 2008-06-02 :

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cmuwriter on 2008-06-02 14:10:53
I think that Rachel Ray would make the perfect wife. She is always somewhat upbeat so she would be able to cheer you up after a long, terrible day at the office. She knows how to cook hundreds of interesting, and healthy meals, so you'll live a long life filled with variety, and she is easy on the eyes. There is something about that woman.
  • 56 diggs
    TomFrost on 2008-06-02 14:14:20
    While I generally agree with your logic, I think TV has pulled the wool over our eyes :(. Reading interviews with people she's worked with, she appears to be Satan in disguise as far as how she treats people.
    • 43 diggs
      Scrappy1850 on 2008-06-02 14:21:13
      judging by her arms she looks more like a t-rex in disguise.
    • 6 diggs
      mustafya on 2008-06-02 15:01:28
      She came to my town and pissed off all the restaraunts for one of her tasty travels shows. Evidently she frequently got extremely drunk during the dinner and made an ass of herself. Plus several restaraunts paid her to come review them and she never showed up but took the money. Pretty much everyone that came in contact with her claimed she was pretty bitchy.
      • 6 diggs
        cmuwriter on 2008-06-02 16:07:56
        That's my girl!
    • 9 diggs
      oyflaaaayvin on 2008-06-02 19:56:59
      Thirded. I have friends who went to one of her book-signings and they said she was a thundercunt to everyone there.
      • 12 diggs
        TTURabble on 2008-06-02 21:02:10
        dugg for thundercunt
  • 20 diggs
    blackinthmiddle on 2008-06-02 14:19:16
    I guess a lot of people find her attractive. To me, she's okay but nothing to write home about. And as a native New Yorker, not all women sound like her. I'm actually not that found of her voice. Reminds me of a slightly subdued Fran Drescher.
    • 2 diggs
      chanop on 2008-06-02 14:44:15
      Long Island accent. Annoys the shit out of me sometimes...
      • 0 diggs
        majortom1981 on 2008-06-03 01:21:10
        I am from long island and most people here sound nothing like that.Like somebody else said its more of a smoking thing than any thing else.
    • 2 diggs
      michaeltime on 2008-06-02 21:19:55
      I could listen to Fran Drescher all night
      • 1 diggs
        bitterbug on 2008-06-02 22:39:13
        "Please don't kill me. Just take the jewelry and leave."
    • 1 diggs
      blackinthmiddle on 2008-06-02 22:16:16
      I knew something looked wrong when I wrote it. It's "fond", not "found". I *just* figured it out!
  • 126 diggs
    NovaPrime9 on 2008-06-02 14:23:40
    Not me. That upbeat, always happy shit would become very irritating after a while. And the ninth time she called a sandwich a "sammy," I'd probably toss her out a window.
    • 36 diggs
      aspec on 2008-06-02 14:32:21
      Yum-O.
    • 12 diggs
      xanadont on 2008-06-02 18:45:29
      Defenestration FTW.
      • 0 diggs
        nikoliko66 on 2008-06-02 22:08:17
        BIG WORDS FTW (CAPS TOO)!
    • 1 diggs
      halfdirt on 2008-06-02 23:02:48
      I have never seen her on TV but I hear she calls extra virgin olive oil "Evoo" which only makes me lose respect for her.
  • 20 diggs
    beabis on 2008-06-02 14:28:24
    But would she ever stop talking?
    • 3 diggs
      Vodd9 on 2008-06-02 16:38:02
      Yes.
      Just find some rope and some tape and you're good.


 
 
 

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